Well I figured its time I join suit and start my own blog. Keep in mind that I am currently in the 17th grade and I maybe hard pressed for time so forgive me if I fail to post as much as you would like. Moving on, I feel this blog will give me plenty of opportunities to express and share my ideas going through my over sized head (my head has a circumference 24 inches). People that is two feet all the way around my head. I dare any of you to try and match it. Ok so enough of my big head, I'm thinking its time to jump right into my first blog entry ever:
I was recently reading Sports Illustrated and by some grace of god ran across an advertisement by Stetson. Now if any of you know James Macho, he is a Stetson Man. He is the only living human being under the age of 50 who owns the popular cologne, Stetson. Now even if you are unfamiliar with Jim, you certainly are familiar with the colognes advertisements, both on television and in magazines. Stetson chooses to take a rugged man appeal by using a cowboy as their main image.The following is an quote taken straight from the Stetson website. I feel this will give us all a better understanding of what Stetson is all about:
"John B. Stetson developed the world famous Stetson hats in the mid 1860s. The hats were a big hit in the thinly populated West, where being rugged was a requirement for clothes (and for people). The rugged individualism of the West was perfectly represented by a Hat that could be shaped differently by each wearer -- a punched-in crown, a bended brim, a braided leather band were all different ways for to make a Stetson one's own.
Today, the name Stetson embodies the authentic heritage and spirit of the American West. Stetson Cologne carries on this legacy with fragrances for men and women that represent the pride, passion, and confidence of the pioneers, as well as the modern west." - Stetson Website
Well Jim you may claim to enjoy the scent of Stetson well I am afraid you are now the proud owner of about 5 oz's of shit. This is why..............
Yes, Jim that is right, it is none other than the massive douche bag Matthew Mconahey (How to lose a guy in 10 days, We are Marshall). I am sorry but the only good thing that Mconahey has done is the role of Wooderson in the movie Dazed and Confused. Even then I refuse to admit that is Mconahey. Although Wooderson is a fictional character, he is his own person. It is the exact same thing as Joe Dirt and David Spade. Spade is way too much of a loser to ever be Joe Dirt, and you know this. Anyhow back onto Stetson, you need to ask yourself one question now Jim. Can you "Live the Legend" , it is quite the challenge. Do you want to smell the same as Matthew Mconahey? I am guessing no. If any of you out there dare take the Stetson challenge here is a link to their website, you can get a free sample. I personally am going to order a sample. Even if you don't want a free sample, go to the site and tell me you aren't entertained (make sure your sound is up):
http://www.stetsoncologne.com/intro.asp
Well that is it for my first blog entry I hope you all enjoyed it. Look forward to my next post:
John Reiser and his celebrity friends......... (Believe me you will not want to miss this one)
