What makes you think I wont cut you?

I have some thoughts:

I keep having all these good random thoughts about funny stuff but forget like 2 seconds later. I am purchasing a little voice recorder like reporters use. Its gonna be great.

Why do college basketball players where t-shirts under their jersey. You are athletes at D-1 schools, not like you are covering up fat or something. Also why do they have to be so damn big. Get a normal white tee, not a freaking XXXL. Drew Gooden was a great example. You might not like how it feels on your skin, well wear a sleeveless like Allen Iverson.

Fabolous & Ashanti - Into you, is a good song. It reminds me of freshman year with Jim. I haven't read Jim's blog in a week or so, but if he already mentioned it sorry. We are co-authoring a book about our ventures together as students at the University of Wisconsin Whitewater. I'm not sure on the release date. I'm shooting for summer some time. It will be a serious book people no joke. It will cover from approx September 2002 until the present time of release.

Tank Johnson is a complete moron who should not have played in the Super Bowl. Oh well not like it mattered. muwahhhhhhhahhaha. Fuck Da' Bears.

I think the Brewers are going to be legit to make wild card this year. Its a long season and I don't want to make any predictions, cause I am never correct. However they have spent a good amount of money on keeping and bringing in players. I don't think Brewers fans can honestly say they have been this excited for some time.

My semester as an butler to clay has been going real well. He is a good master and does not put too much pressure on me to preform. So far I have cut his hair a few times, drove him to and from class and done his laundry a few times. I guess you can say I'm a Butler Bulldog. Pun intended.

Anna Nicole Smith is dead. I didnt care for her too much. RIP.

College sports are a million times better than professional. NBA sucks. NFL will become duller once Brett is gone. NHL is not cool. I like the college game in all those sports much better.

I have a bad disease I have yet to diagnose. I love my teams, Badgers, Brewers, Packers & any other Wisconsin team. I however really hate any other team. Mostly the ones we play consistently. My number one hated franchise is the Bears, then the Yankees for other reasons, the Cubs etc. Its getting worse however, I'm afraid before I know it I will like only teams from Wisconsin. Maybe its Wisconsinitits.

I am the only person that lives in this house without a tattoo. I'm also the only straight one.

I really do not like winter. Cold sucks. Snow is ok for Christmas time but that is all. I love shorts, warmth and summer.

I really really really don't want a real job. I'm seriously considering not doing anything this summer.

Remember the Big Tymers. I have been listening to some Cash Money Records lately. I kind of like it.

I am very excited for softball this year. Its like 100 days away. This is our last with the Syn. 2. It is also our last year without Reggie in the league. We saw him at Wolf River, weird. The day after the incident, even more weird.

Pete and Pete was a good show. Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude were good shows. Are You Afraid of the Dark was pretty good. Well now I have a link to a website where you can watch Are You Afraid of the Dark online. Ill be sure to update it for you all.

My Dad has a picture of Erin Andrews holding up a Bucky shirt on our desktop. He has the same shirt. I know he thinks he is so cool because of this. He also owns a Greatful Red shirt. I thought those were only for students. I think he is stuck in the 1970's. He has Wisconsinitis also, its gentic. Speaking of genetic, I am doing the "mojo" thing a lot latley. For those of you who dont know what this is, I put WIsconsin memorabila on the TV during the games to bring good luck. My parents are the worst at it. They still have Rose Bowl and ROn Dayne pictures they put out, as well as a Bucky Badger stuffed animal they feed to the dog when they are playing bad. Another thing, my dad has been married for 28 years and can put up hot chicks on the computer. I'm not even married and I would probably get yelled at for it. Hey you know girls............

Ok, so I was a little upset last night. Anyways, I am quitting blogging for the time being. Unless a great thought comes to my head I am not going to write anything. I however will be working on a project to be released in mid May. I maybe needing a little assitance in my project, I will contact those I feel appropriate for the job. Until then goodnight and God speed.

The End

The end of the streak, the end of blogging. A few thoughts:

I hate Indiana.
I don't like DJ White, AJ Ratliff or the rest of the team. AJ & DJ man all they need is a JJ.
Chanting "Kelvin Sampson" = stupid
T-shirt under jersey = really stupid
No need to charge court.
Pressure of 17 in a row gone.
Please win number one seed in Big Ten tourney.
Wisconsin should be in top 5 still.
Bo Ryan is a great coach, that cannot be said enough.
Alando Tucker is in ABBA.
I quit blogging until further notice. Peace.

Tonights Pick

Well I finally won a game. Time for tonight's pick and analysis:

Status: -$1.00
Balance: $21.00

Wisconsin (+2) vs. Indiana

This is a tough game for the Badgers. Indiana is a good team, probably third best in the Big Ten behind Wisconsin and Ohio St. I can fully understand why Indiana is favored being at home. I think the Badgers need this win with two tough road games to end the season, one at Ohio State and the other Michigan State. Bo finds a way to win on the road pushing the Badgers to 22-1.

Gambling is still not encouraged

Well I had a theory with myself last night. It seems every game I bet on the exact opposite of what I think will happen, happens. So I figured Id go with the exact opposite of what I thought would happen last night in the William and Marry game, needless to say that failed. I blame it on that damn horse Barbaro. Tonight I'm picking straight up. Even if I win tonight's I will still be down a dollar. If I lose, this whole experiment is over and I really suck at sports betting.

Status: -$11.00
Balance: $11.00

Tonight's pick: Notre Dame (+4) at Syracuse

Will 'Cuse really lose three in a row? I think so. Its tough to pick against Jim Boeheim at home after losing two in a row. I'm going to take the points though, Notre Dame in a close one.

Gambling is not encouraged.......

This is Kevin's gambling experiment. One team every day. $11.00 bet to win $10.00 each time. I'm starting with $22.00 so I guess I'm giving myself two strikes to start or I'm out. Today's pick:

William & Mary (+13.5) vs. Virgina Common Wealth

VCU is an impressive 18-3 overall. They also have already beaten William and Mary in their own house by 11. I don't think they will win by the needed 14 however to cover.

Make Darren Sharper happy and take William & Mary.

Jukebox Hero

Arena Rock is fast becoming one of my favorite types of music. It always has been and always will be. I always knew of Foreigner and of their popular hits. I however wasn't to familiar with their hit song of 1978, Jukebox Hero. It is my favorite song right now. The part where they say "Jukebox hero with stars in his eyes" is awesome, I could listen to that part on repeat for 10 hours straight. Foreigner has an album title "Jukebox Heroes: Foreigner Anthology" it would short to say I want that really badddddd. The lead singer of Foreigner is Mick Perry. I don't know why but I like the name Mick. Anyone who has read my away message "Mick Jager" knows this. Its stupid but oh well. I also think Fleetwood Mac is the coolest band name ever.

Foreigner is still together today and has had 11 members over their 30 year existence.

First off I have listened to Foreigner's Jukebox Hero 57 times in the past week. No seriously my playlist has it at 57. That isn't even counting the times on the way to and back from Vegas. If your not familiar with the song, then your missing out. There is just something about an 80's arena band that tickles my fancy. I like Foreigner, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Styx & Boston. They are all masters of the Arena Rock


In other news..................

My beloved 2004 Easton Synergy 2 has been officially outlawed by the ASA in the year 2008. I guess we got one more year with her. I am looking into a new bat already.

I have been craving clove cigarettes really bad, I think I'm hooked.

I have also been listening to Mike Jones a lot more than I should. Although I need something to break up the Foreigner binges.

In case you were all wondering, Banquet is doing very well.


I think about a life of crime as a janitor more and more everyday.

I've heard the Badgers get dissed twice on ESPN. One of the times was during a high school basketball game between two of the nations best teams. Seriously during a prep game you need dis us? "I think they are a top ten team but certainly not number 2." Well they haven't done anything to think they should be any lower than #2. They beat Pittsburgh & Ohio State at home, and Marquette, Illinois & Georgia on the road. All very solid teams. Not to mention they are 20-1 overall with a 16 game win streak (longest streak in nation) in addition to 6-0 in the Big Ten. I don't even need mention Alando Tucker being the nations best player. The one game we lost was to a very respectable Missouri State team. In that game Tucker was the only player who showed up with 26pts and 6rebs. The final shot of the game caromed off the rim for the Badgers, had that gone in they would be 21-0, that is pretty scary to think.

I have recently dedicated to myself to a healthier life. No more fried food, fast food or soda. I plan on working out. I'm gonna need it to hit my predicted 3 home runs this year. I figure if I'm gonna get in shape its now or never........I give it 2 weeks.

I also started a new project I am very excited for. I title it "What it's like to be a butler". I recently formed and signed a contract with Clay to be his butler for the remaining portion of the semester. Ill be sure to post a blog on it.

I listened to Jukebox hero 4 times during this blog..........make that 61 total now.


Sorry about the Laguna Beach Blog but it is supposed to be a funny one obviously, and I am having some serious writers block in the humor department, maybe it was all those clove cigarettes, shit.